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Prank of the week and possibly two to five weeks. Whoa! Had some one not warned me of this prickly character, I would have
been at my proctologist faster than a speeding anus! Yee-ha, try it on all yer friends
Artisan of the Year goes to...
Debbie Nelson of Prior
Lake! Thanks Debbie, this needle point cat has helped all of us at the Sin Bin Exchange get through some really tough times
Righteous Daredevil of the Week goes to Sean Patrick Flahnery. After his brave atempt to lick a cactus
(above), he was rushed to Boyten Medical center where bandades were adiminstered. However the adheasive would not bond
with Flahnery's saliva. The victim later joined the band Impailer as a cowbell player.
Ryan Flaherty is our latest winner in the Follow Your Dreams Contest. Ryan hoped
to search sewers nation wide in order to find his heros the Ninja Turtles, unfortunatly only water and fecal matter were found.
"Maybe they're out eating Pizza," hypothisized the dissapointed winner.
Well, It is obvious that this man is the contest winner of all contest winners making himt the Ulti-Mate contest winner.
After a long auditioning process, Xten is the winner of our American Ho talent contest.
She'll win an all expence paid trip to my bedroom...um I mean studio and surelly will become an idol to all confused little
girls and pervy old men! Congrats.
This weeks/months/years winner of the sexiest pelvic thrust goes to Lee from the band "Star". Yes it's true he has won
for the past three weeks/months/years, however none can compare so pull your head out of your ass!
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