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This month's book is called David Copperfield. I got it for 25 cents and it's like super fucked
up, total Jerry Springer. So this David guy is like totaly angsty cuz his Dad's dead and his mom married this really
shitty dude, right? So like he has to go to this totaly bogus school that sucks ass and then he's all like dude, I wanna
see my mom but she's dead too. So then he like lives with a fisherman and then that's like it. It's so trashy
though, seriously.
This month's trashy biography of choice is really nasy, nastier than the biggest ho in your school!
It's titled Oedipus the King (Rex) and it's like sicker than pubes in your soup...it's like really fuckin' sick! So it
starts off real boring cuz this dude (oedupis) is like such a facist and is ruling over his kingdom and everybody in the place
is fucking rotting all over. Then this old dude comes from some place and is like dude, your so gonna kill your dad
and fuck your mom. So Oedipus is like fuck off dude, that's my mom! Then he's all, your so dead! To make a long
story short, he totally killed his dad and gets reeeaalll freaky with his mom, the book however does not specify if she is
hot or not but still. I can't wait till the movie comes out, like Heather Locklier could be the mom cuz shes tottally
hot and old! Oh did I mention Oedipus tottally cuts out his own eyeballs? That's fuckin sweet as hell!
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