Obviously this is a trick question. I prefer pizza on a bagel which is resting on a table.
*The Crazy Twin*

Pizza on a table most definitly. You just order and you only need some money and a phone. On a bagel you need to have fore thought to buy them or the ingredients to make them, and fore thought is one thing that i do NOT have time to think about.

*Wolf*

All I want to say is, PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAinthemorning
pizza in the eveningpizza@suppa time!
With pizza on your mom you can have pizza anytime! There you go, pizza on your mom.

*Big Bang*

Pizza on a table is clearly not as easily transportable as pizza on a bagel. Unless you yourself are in fact a table. Either way, I know of no "Pizza on a Table" song which parallels the enthusiasm and vocal complexity of the "Pizza on a Bagel" song. And that harmony at the end makes me weep.

*The XXX Sweed*

Both, I will eat anything!!! That is food related.

*Big Ballz*

Pizza on a table would make a whole lot more sense. I mean just think about it. It doesn't take the frickin'Red Baron to figure that one out.
*Jug Head*

Bagels are delicious, I like them. Pizza is also delicious. but pizza on a bagel? thats just silly
-stu

Pizza: Pizza on a table. This is why:
Pizza on a bagel requires a bagel with pizza on it to begin with. But if one
does not have a bagel, then what? One can make a table out of a flat object
turned horizontally. Indeed it takes a whole trip to the local grocery or
convenience store to obtain a bagel. However, even those in poverty and
destitution can fashion a table out of the most crude of elements. Henceforth,
a pizza on a table is the logical and unbiased answer.
*Pizza Master Sean*